Singles <3

Looking to tie the knot?

Well, here's a few that would be willing. Be careful to listen to what
they're saying, though!



Deidara

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

Pick up line: "Multiple mouths? Imagine all the things we could do. Un, yeah! *wink*"

AVAILABLE



Sasori

Pick up line: "Who needs toys when you can have your very own sex puppet?"

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE



Uchiha Itachi

Pick up line: "I can go at it for 72 hours."

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE



Hidan

Pick up line: "I will beat you to an inch of your life and have you. *wink*"

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE

Warning: Foul Mouthed



Kakuzu

Pick up line: "Do you like tentacles? Cause I just drugged your drink..."

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE



Nagato "Pein"

Pick up line: "I'm a hot fiery red head, and baby you have set my pants on fire."

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE



Hoshikagi Kisame

Pick up line: "I have 2 of what most men only have one of!"

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE



Tobi/Madara

Pick up line: "Tobi is a good boy!"

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE



Zetsu

Pick up line: "I don't know wether to mount on you or eat you."

Age: Unknown

Sex: Male

AVAILABLE

Warning: Dark side may persuade light side to eat you.